5. The Bill Kelley, AKA Roger Sterling from Mad Men, AKA the Guy Who Wanted to Pee on Carrie During Sex
You all know him…he’s the guy that tells you his foot fetish upfront because he’s looking for a “foot goddess” and doesn’t want to waste anyone’s time. Fair, but weird.
“I was messaging with this guy and he wrote me that he had a secret. I was equally afraid and curious. He loves small feet. Since I’m short, he was hoping I’d be under a size seven. Turns out I am, but I was not into what he was proposing. It involved toe sucking. I wished him the best of luck.” — Taylor, 23
“He told me what he was into, and I explained the only gold I want to be showered with is 14 karat.” — Sarah, 31
