5. Hat: Arrogant
Dudes know that hats are, at best, tricky and should thus generally be avoided. But guys who love hats always think they are the exception to the rule. They’re not. They’re the examples that prove the rule.
Baseball caps and beanies are one thing — cowboy hats are fine too, provided that the dude in question is an actual cowboy — but anything else (fedoras, Kangols, and trappers to name but a few) is just the cherry on top of a big shit sundae. Red flag!
