1. Manly Scented Air Freshener: Cheater (Aspiring or Otherwise)
If he has a little pine tree that smells like an extension of his Axe body spray, he is either trying to hide the scent of someone else, or just himself. No one goes to those lengths if they’re not trying to distract you with the stinging aroma of every frat boy’s body odor multiplied and packed into a Jeep. No one.
