9 Things He Thinks When You Message Him “U Up?”

2. “Is she going to sleep by the time I get there?” If an invite is on the table, and it’s late at night, it’s entirely possible he’s going to show up and you’ve already passed out. And then he can either drive all the way back home or creepy lurk outside yours. If he’s smart, he’ll choose the former. “I’m sorry officer, I just wanted to have sex,” isn’t a great excuse when it’s 4 AM and a cop is wondering what he’s doing hanging around the apartment complex.