Guys, it’s been a long couple of weeks. Hasn’t it been? Our brains need a little rest. A tiny nap. A snooze. With that in mind … Please, allow me to show you this theory I have. Which is that all the characters from Spongebob Squarepants — the famed, fishy cartoon residents of Bikini Bottom — bear a striking resemblance to men we all know (and date) IRL. Trust me. It’s true.
1. When something breaks, and he says, “Don’t worry, I can fix it,” but then 15 minutes later:
2.When you’re about to hook up for the first time and you ask him, “Do you have a condom?”:
3. When he does something really cute and nice, and doesn’t want to admit that he did it, but you know that he did it:
4. When he comes down with “the sniffles” and expects you to nurse him back to health:
5. What he thinks he looks like at the club:
What he actually looks like at the club:
6. Any time you’ve tried to get him to dress up for a formal event, and he just looks at you like “…is this OK?”:
7. When he sees you naked:
8. When you’re winning the argument:
9. How he looks at you when he does one single chore around the house and is breathlessly waiting for a compliment:
10. How he packs for trips of any duration:
