9 Things He Thinks When You Message Him “U Up?”

6. “Well, I’m out to dinner with my parents, so…” If he gets a text at an inappropriate time, he has two options: ignore it until later, or risk his mom getting a glimpse of him hammering away on his phone in the middle of typing out “I want you to sit on my face.” There’s no real hard data to back this up, but it’s probably about 50/50 which direction he goes with it.