Guys, it’s been a long couple of weeks. Hasn’t it been? Our brains need a little rest. A tiny nap. A snooze. With that in mind … Please, allow me to show you this theory I have. Which is that all the characters from Spongebob Squarepants — the famed, fishy cartoon residents of Bikini Bottom — bear a striking resemblance to men we all know (and date) IRL. Trust me. It’s true.
1. When something breaks, and he says, “Don’t worry, I can fix it,” but then 15 minutes later:
