BREAKING
- BREAKING: Tottenham appoint Jose Mourinho as manager
- BREAKING: Buhari receives Lyon in Aso Rock
- BREAKING: APC floors PDP in Bayelsa guber poll, obtains over 200,000 votes
- BREAKING: Kidnapped Enugu Catholic Priest regains freedom
- BREAKING: INEC official abducted in Lokoja
- BREAKING: Sanwo-Olu begins payment of N35, 000 Minimum wage to Lagos workers
- BREAKING: Buhari on his way back to Nigeria
- BREAKING: Yola Varsity Chaplain, Prof Felix Ilesani, kidnapped
- BREAKING: Former Minister of Information, Alex Akinyele is dead
- BREAKING: Kidnapped Appeal Court judge, Justice Chioma Nwosu-Iheme regains her freedom
Guys, it’s been a long couple of weeks. Hasn’t it been? Our brains need a little rest. A tiny nap. A snooze. With that in mind … Please, allow me to show you this theory I have. Which is that all the characters from Spongebob Squarepants — the famed, fishy cartoon residents of Bikini Bottom — bear a striking resemblance to men we all know (and date) IRL. Trust me. It’s true.
1. When something breaks, and he says, “Don’t worry, I can fix it,” but then 15 minutes later:
