BREAKING
- BREAKING: Tribunal nullifies Dino Melaye’s election
- Breaking: Confusion as 2 groups stage protests for, against Oyo youngest commissioner
- BREAKING: Ex-Super Falcons player, Ifeanyi Chiejine is dead
- BREAKING: Fatoyinbo snubbed PFN’s investigating panel on rape allegation
- BREAKING: Court dismisses HDP’s petition against Buhari, APC, INEC
- Breaking: Scores dead, secretariat, houses razed as Boko Haram overrun Borno areas
- BREAKING: Buhari remains Minister of Petroleum
- BREAKING: Court adjourns for judgment on Atiku’s petition
- BREAKING: Buhari begins swearing-in of ministers
- BREAKING: Supreme Court rejects Atiku, PDP’s request to access ‘INEC server’
Guys, it’s been a long couple of weeks. Hasn’t it been? Our brains need a little rest. A tiny nap. A snooze. With that in mind … Please, allow me to show you this theory I have. Which is that all the characters from Spongebob Squarepants — the famed, fishy cartoon residents of Bikini Bottom — bear a striking resemblance to men we all know (and date) IRL. Trust me. It’s true.
1. When something breaks, and he says, “Don’t worry, I can fix it,” but then 15 minutes later:
