8 Things Guys Secretly Hate About Sex

3. Peeing with an erection is more difficult than raising a child.

Have you ever tried to pee with an erection? No, you haven’t, and it fucking sucks. You gotta stand above the toilet with your dick aimed somewhere just left of the handle, trying to push it down, while willing yourself soft, while also forcing out the pee that doesn’t want to come down your urethra because your bladder locks up once your penis is primed to ejaculate. It hurts like hell, but worse, because it takes absolutely forever for the flow to finally come, women end up thinking we are in there taking a dump.