8 Things Guys Secretly Hate About Sex
8. I’m not allowed to complain about any of this shit.
You’re already upset, right? You were upset like 200 hundred words in, because all this seems like really piddly shit in our patriarchally dominated society. “Oh, this jack off can’t be bothered to take off his own fucking shoes when I’m willingly about to fuck him and it makes him sad? Fuck him.”
True, but I ask when was the last time you unlaced a man’s shoe? I bet you couldn’t even answer that.