3. The Trey MacDougal
This is the guy who thinks he should have a girlfriend, but doesn’t really want one. He texts, and texts, and texts…only to never follow through. Every time you think you’ll finally grab that drink, well, he flakes and then blames it on you. Also, he has Mommy issues.
“We broke up because of his mother. She kept meddling and shading me. When he suggested I stop eating so many carbs, I knew where it was coming from. I told him it was me or her. You know how that ended.” — Carrie, 33
“We were great while messaging in the app. After like two weeks, I was anxious to meet. He vaguely suggested we meet for a drink but put off coming up with a plan. He just wanted to keep messaging. I had to stop because I don’t need a pen pal, you know?” — Melissa, 36
