6. The Harry Goldenblatt
He’s got a lot going for him and you like him—except for a few notable exceptions…the back hair…the baldness…the naked sitting on white furniture. But once you get past the superficial, the guy’s got a heart of gold.
“I like eye candy. If he’s not hot, I swipe left. My therapist urged me to have broader parameters. When I met James in person, I wasn’t attracted to him. At all. But I didn’t want shade from my doctor so I gave him a chance. It’s been six months and I think he’s totally handsome.” — Bridget, 38
“He was meh looking, a little overweight, and Mormon. I swiped right because I knew it would piss off the family at Thanksgiving. But he turned out to be a great guy. We didn’t last, but he drove for 30 minutes to help me fix my car last weekend. Who knows, he may just end up being the one.” — Kirsten, 34
